Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hot Spring 2 / Shi Lin 1

Hot Spring - Part 2 (High Tea)




Omg is that me?!!! :P EEK!!! Must be the photographer purposely make me look ugly one.. must be... must be... :P LOL But seldom eat this kind of stacked up High Tea... not bad not bad.. :)


It's mickey mouse playing baseball!! Taiwan National Sport!! :D
Dan Zhu Qi Shui :D :D :D Which is Soda Drink la... :) But quite nice whoa... I still got the Dan Zhu with me lol :D :D
The right side red colour is 7 eleven promo(the youtube video in my previous post) "7 Eleven Hong Li Dian Shu"... collect sticker to redeem items.. :D

Unlike Singapore whom...... where got such promo.. :P

It's time for SHI LIN!!! :D


Read the sign and according to it, it's piao xuan no.1 : D Got a small queue la :D
But their ji pai got bones de!!! :P
You guys should see their meat shredder.... just like paper shredder... very fast! Whoa :D
Can choose to shred the whole piece of meat or remain. :D This stall is near the entrance of Shi Lin, hard to misss :)


Now now now... It's the Hello Kitty Mahjong Tiles!!!! :D :D :D :D
But what a ripoff
Wonder told me this set is not authentic, authentic ones have the Hello Kitty characters as those Wan etc.
We went first shop told us 8000+ NT, after that another say 6000+ then 4000+ , can it get any lower? Sheesh.


Qin Shou!!!! :P
What kind of beast does it sell :P
I must say they are creative in naming their shops lol :D


Can you guys believe it? Got this kind of toy in those toy catcher... omg~ LOL


I want to play this kind of dice LOL :D Maybe gathering can play this kind of dice hahaha :D



The ENTRANCE!!!!



P.S : When people tell you how sian/sad they are, please DO NOT ASK THEM TO GO PRAY !!! Not funny :P Especially when the person already no in that good mood :P

God bless people

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Day 2 - Part 2

We on the way to Dan Shui Old Street :D



Dunkin Donut were everywhere in Taipei :D
With a rival called Mister Donut :D But being the Health Conscious me, I didnt eat ( heart bleeding :P)


I look so ugly :P But the mountain behind is chio!!! :D


A real horse!!! So near :D :D :D A pity nv look at his asset LOL~ Hear they are hung

Okie i forgot what this is called.. but inside is Mian Xian also :D :D :D Outer layer is Tou Fu :)





Some pictures of the Old Streets. They have those weird snacks whom singapore dont have.
But some i dont dare to eat :X

It's the soft toy alert!!!!! So cute!!! EEK~~ EEK~~ :D ;D look at the horses :D


Such a big Wu Long Cha!!!! WHOA!!!! All thanks to Wonder and his good pistol shooting skills :D :D
So many people looking at me when i was carrying it LOL :D

It's time for hot spring! :D


This whole stretch are all hot spring motels :D :D But we decided to find one which got good reviews online.
We walk for like 15-20 mins as we were lost and the signs were like... sheesh :P
Finally found it :D




Our package come with High Tea LOL :D So we took the package


Look it's the hot spring!!! Too bad we don have those that can see outside... they say that those with outside view are for house guest :(
But this will do :D :D :D
It's a perfect one to let us rest after all those walking :D

Nxt stop.... Shi Lin Night Market :D :D

In another update lol
Think will update tml

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Day 2 - Part 1

Day 2 - Part 1

Long Shan Temple

Early Morning, we went to Long Shan Temple to see see look look


It was damm crowded and hot inside.
They had all those cute handphone strap or accessories with God images on it.
Wonder and I bought quite a lot lol :D
The Guan Yin is so cute :D (No Pun Intended)


The temple entrance got this man made waterfall.
Quite realistic. :D :D :D :D





Taipei Station

Alright i know this pic doesnt really show them queueing (thanks to me photography skills :P)
Taipei main station is the only station whom people have to queue up for the train. There are the MRT staff standing beside to make sure.
When the train comes, they always let the people in the train to come out first then they will start to go in.
It's so good. Imagine City Hall doing this... It will be a god bless~


There are this special priority seats :)
Which is only for those pregnant ladies, elderly people.
You will be amazed. Even if nobody is sitting in the seat, people wont go and sit there.
I guess they are already accustomed to the mindset of letting people with needs to sit there.(but of course it doesnt normal people wont really go and see, just that not that many and they definitely will stand up and let other people sit)


Selling newspaper in Mrt Platform :D


The station entrance is just outside of the train!!! OMG
So convenient !!! Good for the lazy me lol





Some of the scenery taken while in the train.
The mountains is truly breathtaking.

Too many pics have to split the entries :D

Good day everyone~~

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Taiwan - Day 1

A recap on Taiwan Trip


First Day
Arrive early to Changi Airport.
What a total experience from going in via Airport Pass Entrance and Boarding Entrance LOL!!! :D

My first flight!! How exciting
The Clouds were so beautiful... and can really see that the sky is so BLUE!!!!

When about to reach Taiwan (finally!) after 4 hours... We look down and saw a few small 梯田
Makes me think of Jay Chou's song lol

My ears was so painful when the plane start to descend :( .
When we arrive to Tao Yuan Airport, we walk past the Duty Free shop and the staff were standing there greeting us welcome to Taiwan.
Pro~~ Finally got feeling I am at Taiwan!!! :D :D :D :D


And even though Jolin was not there to tell us "Welcome to Taiwan"
Her standee will do lol :D


I want to soak hot spring with her :(~ LOL
But it's okay, i can soak with someone else lol

Too bad when we arrive there was almost evening liao :(

The hotel we stayed in was Kilin hotel


A traditional chinese hotel LOL :D But not bad la :D


After putting down our baggage , it's time to go exploring!!!!


The street outside the hotel :D

Went to Hua Xi Street and Xi Men Ding

Hua Xi Street






Two dishes that seldom see in Singapore
Tong Zai Fan and Lu Rou Fan

OMG~~ Lu Rou Fan was so nice!!!!
The smell.. omg ~ so hungry plus it cost NT20... which is like less than 1 dollar after conversion..
/me feel like singing Britney "Gimme More"

Btw Hua Xi street have those snake shops :X
They kill the snakes to make tonics... So scary!!! Who dare to drink sia... :X

It's the Xi Men Ding famous Mee Sua!!!




Don't understand how people can just eat while standing lol and yet the business still so good.
Wonder ate a bowl lol can see how happy he is. :D



Such a big ice cream sign :P
Btw, The Design TShirt store in the background is crawling with people.
However singapore's store normally not much people de when i walk past. Guess different people got different taste

Went inside their 7 Eleven








Jolin's endorsement for 7 eleven. Her voice... er... different.. :P
So many artist endorsement on their drinks lol :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D
So many Wang Lee Hom!!! LOL :D

Xiao S endoresement (watch her shake her butt)





Xi Men Ding were crawling with people seh
So many youngsters,the way they dress also can see spent a lot of effort :D
The MRT there is so fast :D
Time spent between station i think 1 or 2 min nia.

Things I noticed :
A lot of 7 Eleven!! (Walk for few mins everytime can see one)
All the staff are friendly, all will greet huan ying guang ling when you enter the store
Taiwanese all will stick to right side of escalator. ( compare that to some of the people in Singapore whom like to block the way.)


WELCOME TO TAIWAN!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Jokes

Found this 2 interesting articles lol :D

三字經

for those who do not understand 三字經... here the translation...

人之初 :At the beginning of life. (生命的起初)
  
性本善 :Sex is good. (性是美好的)
  
性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same. (基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
  
習相遠 :But it depends on how the way you do it. (但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
  
苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time. (若你不隨時勤練精進)
  
性乃遷 :Sex will leave you. (性將遠離你的生活)
  
教之道 :The way of learning it.. (學習性的指導原則)
  
貴以專 :is very important to make love with only one person.. (最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
  
昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng. (曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
  
擇鄰處 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence to her child.. (為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
  
子不學 :If you don’t study hard,. (再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
  
斷機杼 :Your Dick will become useless.. (你的雞雞就從此報廢掉) (機=雞...)
  
竇燕山 :Mr. Dou, a famous man. (竇先生,名人)
  
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine. (他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
  
教五子 :All his five son took it. (生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
  
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.. (而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
  
養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,. (你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
  
父之過 :It is all your fault.. (這所有最過都是你造成的)
  
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,. (如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
  
師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to teach them details on sex.. (那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
  
子不學 :You may refuse to study this. (你或許會抗拒學習它...)
  
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake. (你就犯下真正的錯誤)
  
幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood,. (如果不從小學習它....)
  
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged. (若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
  
玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,. (若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
  
不成器 :It won t become hard and strong.. (它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
  
人不學 :If you don t learn sex,. (如果你沒有學習性行為)
  
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness. (你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)


How Old Are You

A little girl and her mother were out and about.

Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.

The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Blurness

Something happen to me few days ago
I was suppose to meet Wonder in Clarke Quay.....

During that point of time, I was in City Hall and the train towards Jurong East via Woodland just left, therefore I boarded the one towards Boon Lay instead thinking of changing station via Outram Park... and here the cockness of me start

1. I boarded the train, took out my mp3player and listen. After a while, i check the station that i'm in. I'm in Tanjong Pagar. At that point of time , I was thinking "Oh Shit!! I overshot by a station"
Therefore i quickly got off the train.

I was so confident that Outram Park is before Tanjong Pagar that I never bother to check the stations. ( As actually Outram Park is after Tanjong Pagar)

2.I took the opposite side train thinking that since i overshoot, i might as well change from Dhoby Ghaut (As Dhoby Ghaut to Clark Quay only one station). So I just wait.... I pass by City Hall thinking that next stop is Dhoby Ghaut.. To my atonishment!!! it was Bugis!!!
OMG!! Now I am really fucked up

3. In the end, i took back to Outram Park and change station (-~_~-!)

4. I reach Clark Quay and checkout the Map in the Mrt station and figured that I need to take Exit C.

Do you guys know... never ever take Exit C. I took Exit C, saw that it's few flight of stairs... WTF!
I walk up the staris thinking very short. Then i walk up till i so tired. The people who come down keep looking at me. I think they must have think i so garang walk up the stairs. In the end i walk up.. i saw there's a lift sign beside... (-~__-!)

ArgH!!!!!!!

That end my blur blur day! :P

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Dicing~

My office recently purchase a table tennis table and Pool table for staff to play when free.
Today i walk pass the lobby and saw this. LOL!



Saw this 4 sets of dice in my office lobby, new addition? haha
Was waiting for taxi to arrive therefore start to play with it.


Argh~ How come the number like that one, i want nice nice kind!!!
I shall try again!


Wah~ all 6s , I am gamble king!!!! (okay~~ i know hard to believe, i go change to 6 myself de)

Nxt time i should do a pyramid one lol!! then really is Gamble King liao haha


This is the table tennis, but a bit funny la. Playing table tennis in lobby?
Nonetheless my colleagues seems to be enjoying it thus far.
Of course, the pool table is the main attraction lol!!! But i never take pic lol

Wilber Pan - 快乐崇拜



Wei Bo look so yandao in his black shirt /me swoon, I wonder if it look good with me haha
Where to find where to find~